ablubluh

open rp

chevalierdog:

movethisalong:

chevalierdog:

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"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"

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"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"

image"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"

Jerry’s warriors always look out for George! ^_^

gabrielcunningham

NEW DADDY DOM RP OPEN THREAD: SEINFELD EDITION

toemis:

gotitforcheap:

bonerfart:

aperture-of-consciousness:

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Daddy: So what is the deal with Cummies? You know when you’ve had a long day and ya come home and princess just starts pestering you for her cummies. I mean sometimes you just wanna say ‘And I want you to leavies! Just let me watch TV babe!’ 

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Kramer: Oh Jerry, you can’t just give them cummies! You give them cummies once and before you’ll know it they’ll be back for more cummies! Cummies when you come home from work, cummies when you’re trying to sleep, at the grocery store, on the street, at a wedding, cummies, cummies cummies! I tell ya Jerry I just can’t take it any more!

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George: Yeah well at LEAST you guys have women to give cummies to. I’m 36 living with my mother! The only cummies i’m giving are to a pack of kleenex!

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Yev: No cummies for you!